Five Locations Of Identification Theft

Five Locations Of Identification Theft

Who is Eliza Kruger, and why does anybody care? According to Deadspin, a popular internet gossip site, Eliza Kruger is a 17 year-old girl who allegedly “hooked up” with NY Jets QB Mark Sanchez and then contacted them to get her story out there. For more on Mark Sanchez and the 17 year-old girl he’s reportedly been dating (and we use that term very loosely), keep reading.

As she was hugging me I decided to slip my see post into her back pocket so when the cops asked for it and searched me, they would’t find anything… but then they brought out the dreaded Breathalyzer. They decided to breathalyze the belligerent frat boy first, which gave me time to brainstorm. I started to salivate, and welled up a bunch of saliva inside my mouth while they threw him in the back of the cop car.

This story comes from my sorority days. I went to a ‘crush party’. These type of parties were originally a secret Sadie Hawkins-type mixer, and you’d send out the invitations to your two ‘crushes’ anonymously. If/when they show up you reveal that you were the one that invited them and live happily ever after or some bull like that.

The way those are handled is a big problem. Why did the room go silent when I asked that simple question? The voter fraud will simply move to absentee voting. We need to make sure this doesn’t happen.

Travis was having some car troubles and decided it was time to get a new car. He started shopping around online and at a few local dealerships, and eventually settled on one specific car. He went to the dealership figuring he would drive it home that day. He was sure he had great credit and had plenty of money on his credit card for the down payment.

This annual event will take place on Friday, March 6, 2009 at 12 noon. The fountain is located at Lafayette Square and has green dye added to the water for the time leading up to St. Patrick’s Day. This is a pretty popular event and I would recommend getting here at least an hour or so early if you want a good spot.

Such as yours truly, who often goes under a code name because it’s quicker than typing her own name and she can do almost all of it with her stronger left hand and only the pointy finger on the right, which even works during arthritis attacks. Oh, horrors! Has the Word Geek transmogrified into a sock puppet, a little gadget she used to make for her preschool boobelehs to play with?! Fate worse than death! And here she figured nobody out there gave a hoot what name she used, since nobody was gonna meet her in real life anyhow. Well, that’ll be the very spizzamerinkum. The Word Geek bets that word still isn’t in Merriam-Webster, no matter how often Aintie Immer said it.